Schedule

THURSDAY PIĄTEK SATURDAY SUNDAY
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10:00-11:00
11:00-12:00 Ingame divers training Neuroshima Hex Tournament Texas Holdem Monsters in Tokio Tournament Xbox Metal Slug Tournament
12:00-13:00 EHS lecture + first aid Runmagedon with spoon Jugger Tournament (ingame)
13:00-14:00 START LARP! Texas Holdem
14:00-15:00 Conference of Postnuclear Science Small Race
15:00-16:00 Mushrooming Tournament
16:00-17:00 Texas Holdem (High Stakes)
17:00-18:00 END LARP!
18:00-19:00 Flunkyball Wypiździew Talent Show Flunkyball
19:00-20:00 PS1 Wipeout 2097 Tournament Texas Holdem Pole Dance course PS1 Mortal Kombat Tournament
20:00-21:00 Caps for Culture (auction)
21:00-22:00 Whose Line Is It Anyway? Dancing Prize Fighters
22:00-23:00
23:00-00:00 Karaoke
NON STOP Alcocheckers Non stop console playing Alcocheckers Non stop console playing Alcocheckers Non stop console playing Alcocheckers Non stop console playing

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INGAME events

All ingame events might be rescheduled or even cancelled depending on the course of the game.

FRIDAY

Academic Conference
Friday: 15:00-17:00
Where: Conference Hall
Host: Prof. Jan Maria Skłodowski

Professor Skłodowski once again invites every witty brain for the annual academic conference where he is going to present the results of his year-worth research on spoonite and spoonium. All those hungry for knowledge, as well as those who would like to present their own achievements are more than welcomed. Let’s share the knowledge!

Dad-Jokes-Con
Friday: 17:00-19:00
Where: Conference Hall
Host: Set

Do you know that when hybridising a Flying Caravaner with a Shper, you’ll receive an ATM? Or maybe you know any other jokes that successfully bring drought and break deep well pumps? And you’re faster with them than our OSA reloading their NERFs? Apply! – Shocking experiences, dramatic plot twists and tumbleweeds with cricket cricking during silence guaranteed!

“Spoon Dance” Contest
Friday: 17:00 -18:00
Where: bar
Host: Kara

All ladies and gentlemen who deem their cat moves as sexy are welcomed! Forget about the destroyed, burned and polluted world of distress and pain, share your JOY! Move your body to turn heads of others and bring lewd smiles to their faces!
Just beat the other competitors on the road to fame and the prize sponsored by the distinguished Flying Caravans Family!

Wypiździew Miss Contest
Friday: 20:00-23:00
Where: bar
Host: Madame Liliane La Fleur

This autumn “Grażynka” will host the famous Madame Liliane La Fleur. The exalted Parisian Lady kindly agreed to visit Polish province to enlighten us with recent European fashion trends and organize the Beauty Pageant. All genders are welcomed.

Arm Wrestling Tournament
Friday: 00:00-02:00
Where: bar
Host: Kara

Do you recall this particular scene from “Predator” when Arnold high fived with Carl Weathers and their biceps almost blow up your CRTs? You can be like them! Show us who hast the STRONGEST hand on the Wasteland by taking part in the arm wrestling tournament!

Texas Hold’em
Friday: 15:00-17:00, 18:00-20:00; Saturday: 11:00-13:00
Where: bar
Host: Żak de Pique

Texas Hold’em is the most popular variation of poker, also after the annihilation of the 90% of our Globe. 52 cars, at least 2 players and caps, which you can win provoking much envy (and admiration from those dealing with their beauty) or lose. Remember not to invest your fraction caps, as what will be lost might not only be the game.


SATURDAY

Łyżkon Combat
Saturday: 13:00-16:00
Where: In the open air
Host: Nef

This event will be held only if the weather permits. It’s not what you think it is, darling!
2 fighters, 2 weapons (hehe) and a loot crate. Nothing more. Not even eyes. This will be a single-elimination tournament with extra prizes.

Try-Not-To-Laugh Challenge
Saturday: 16:00-17:00
Where: Conference Hall
Host: Set

So… You think you’re funny? Or the poker face runs within your family since your great-great-great-great-grandpa fucked the Grumpy Cat and nothing can actually make YOU laugh? Let’s test that! 2 brave one stand face to face. The stoic has mouth full of water and the funny one tries to make them laugh. 30 sec, no physical contact, you laugh = you lose.

 

OFFGAME events


NON STOP

Console room
Host: Velazkez

Tired? Bored? Need a break? Cannot sleep? Missing civilization? You can always play a game.
In the console room you’ll find over 150 titles, so grab the pad, put your butt on the floor and play.

Our console room is open daily somewhere between 11:00 – 02:00 (yes, 2 AM – so no need to socialize during the night). The tournaments listed in the programme might slightly change hours or be canceled if there is not enough brave pixel-warriors ready to fight.


THURSDAY

All Grażynka’s guests who decide to check in already on Thursday, well have all the luxuries offered by the resort, i.e. Bar and console room. Our experienced KO’er prepared some attractions, but we will also understand if our guests, exhausted after the long journey just laze around sipping Kawówka™.

Metal Slug Tournament
Thursday: 18:00-20:00
Where: Console Room
Host: Velazkez

One of the best and most popular platform games from before the nuclear-war. There’s a lot of shooting, grenades and even more shooting (have I mentioned the monkey with Uzi?). Who gets more points in a limited amount of time, wins. Easy as that!

Capture the Crate
Thursday: 18:00-20:00
Where: Somewhere outside (but not too far, we do not want anything to actually eat you)
Host: BT

Capture the Crate or just air-soft Flank game.
2 teams face fight each other to capture the crate between them. BBs, gas and batteries are a minimum must, but do not also forget about beer for registration fee.
When the first team gets to the crate one lucky bastard opens one beer and drinks it as long as (s)he can. This special snowflake can only deal with the beer – no fighting, no shooting, no running – and the rest of the team protects their sorrow, defenseless ass. The team having a beer-sucking-member does not have a respawn and need to wait for the past member to be taken down).When the attackers put all beer lowers down, we change the sides!

Karaoke
Thursday: 20:00-24:00
Where: Conference Hall
Host: Marta Gebru

The main Karaoke Event is planned for Saturday, but hey! Friday is the best time to actually train a little bit before. Test yourself and your audience whether surviving Saturday is actually possible for your sorry ass.

Halo, Halo, HALO
Thursday: 22:00-24:00
Where: Console Room
Host: Velazkez

In the endless war between UNSC forces and Covenant Empire there can be only one winner! So we split the screen to 4 and we wait for the winner to cover its road to the success with blood of his/her enemies!


friday

Neuroshima Hex Tournament
Friday: 11:00-13:00
Where: Bar
Host:

There’s no more iconic game across all Wastelands. Let’s battle and find the best strategist in Grażynka.

Waste Knights 2nd edition – meeting with the author
Friday: 12:00-13:00
Where: Conference Hall
Host: Paweł Szewc

WASTE KNIGHTS
PPPP game (Polish, Postapocaliptic, Adventure, Board- beliave me, in Polish it works) which got its second edition under Galakty and Kickstarter. Join a session to understand why this poor Australia has been split into half and why Australia, actually. Why there’s a second edition, what was wrong with the first one and what has been changed.

Mortal Kombat Tournament
Friday: 12:00-14:00
Where: Console Room
Host: Velazkez

There is no need to introduce this title. Everybody should know it! At least 1 out of 10 versions of the game. The ultimate king of combat games Mortal Kombat Trilogy returns! So grab the pad and FLAWLESS VICTORY!!!


SATURDAY

Prize Figters
Saturday: 19:00-22:00
Where: w terenie
Host:

This event will be held only if the weather permits. So… There is a ring, flashes, all the eyes focused on you standing there in the spotlight!  It’s all about the fists! Show you’re a champion! A Winner! A MAN OF STEEL!

Karaoke
Saturday: 20:00-24:00
Where: Conference Hall
Host: Marta Gebru

Do you want to feel like a pre-war diva? To shine more than Mrs. Mieczesława’s golden wellingons? Or just sing out loud with some equally talented friends? Join the Voice of Wasteland! Disclaimer: The organizer does not provide the rotten tomatoes.

Contra Tournament
Saturday: 19:00-21:00
Where: Console Room
Host: Velazkez

The last decade of XX. Poland was even economically wilder than the current Wastelands… Capitalism had just been born and homebred entrepreneurs lived by the audaces fortuna iuvat rule. Few visionary guys from the yet completely not known Bobmart company decided to import the clones of Japanese consoles from Taiwan… Together with the console one could obtain the mystical ‘168 in 1’ cartridge with iconic CONTRA. Let’s all appreciate the 90’s and find the Master and Commander of the Pad!


SUNDAY

Bukkake of Fear
Sunday: 12:00
Where: Conference Hall
Host: Wizzl

Post-Larp meeting when shit hits the fan and no one’s left white. Questions, complaints, requests, claims (and maybe a tiny ‘thank you’?).
The procedure is easy. Players beef about the Orgs, Orgs grumble about players, but at the end everybody congratulates and thanks each other for the fun.

Jugger for Dummies
Sunday: 11:00
Where: In the Open Air
Host:

This event will be held only if the weather permits.
Maybe some ass beating with pool noodles before you hit back to 2018? It’s not a tournament, so no need to brace yourself – no need to create the teams and sign up the teams. Still, it’s good to get the last breath of wasteland air exercising your muscles a little bit.

Postapo Munchkin
Sunday: 11:00-13:00
Where: Bar

For those who really do not want to leave us and Grażynka. Munchkin Game in our cozy Bar.
Rules are the same as in any other version of the game. The guest always comes first!